she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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