i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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