And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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