I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Randomize
