do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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