I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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