is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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