i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize
