Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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