I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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