Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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