So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
just tell him i said nine months
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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