can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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