remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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