called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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