In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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