i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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