I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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