But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
wow bdsm is so cute
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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