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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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