Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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