Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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