dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Do vagina's smell?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Hey Iβm obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay thatβs a lot of it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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