Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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