is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
He has the fingertips of a God
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