I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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