so let's talk penis.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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