I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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