i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Randomize
