i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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