Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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