Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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