I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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