Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
what day is it and did you see me today?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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