I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
please come you make the beer taste better
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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