Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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