5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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