Kiss
Puke
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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