Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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