So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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