I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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