So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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