It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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