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(708): View more from Illinois

He uses pillows to masturbate.

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(541): View more from Oregon

dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed

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(760): View more from California

Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.

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(408): View more from California

I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis

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(705): View more from Ontario

I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that

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