All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Mom said you looked used
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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