wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
only if we run a train.
done.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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