Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Blood and glitter go together right?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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