It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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