I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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