Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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