break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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