Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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