How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Let's paint friendship bongs
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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