just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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