I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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